Saturday, June 16, 2012

Whining bitches . . .

     After the hulkageddon 5 gank fest, the princess of the goonderps claimed they just might make the miner bounties a permanent thing, but only on T2 exhumers that they can get about 10x the profit to bounty ratio on.  They might be assholes, but they aren't STUPID assholes . . . per se.  Of course, this provoked some fairly healthy forum posts all over the intar pipes, but for about 10,000 goon muppets to go about ganking non-pvp interested players, in un-armoured ships, and encouraging other maturity compromised griefers to do the same, is just good l0lz farming.

     Bring in the war dec changes at the beginning of the month.  As part of the goonderp's plan of harassing (just about) anyone who speaks ill of their muppetry, they war dec'd The Star Fraction alliance, of which Jade Constantine is the CEO and founder.  I know a little about Jade.  An old player, role player, was CSM chair a few years back, opinionated, speaks intelligently (from the things she's written) and she's anti ass-puppet, anti-drone, in other words, no respect for the kind of mindless asshats that collect under the goon banner.  A lot of players don't seem to like Jade, apparently many goons and wanna-be's who can barely string together three words they thought up on their own.  Big surprise they were dec'd by the goonderps.  Jade planned to try out the new ally feature of the war dec system to even out the odds of 9000+ to 100 by inviting anyone and everyone to become their ally to help blow away the goonderps.  Jade made the war mutual (which means the war dec is pretty much permanent) and gave the goonderps the surrender condition of 5 bisk per ally.  As of right now, if you check out the handy little monitoring tool that is build into the corporate war dec panel, the goonderps are having their asses handed to them to the tune of 3 to 1 in ships and 10 to 1 in isk.  Now, to a bunch of isk fountain drinking drones like the goons, money is pretty much irrelevent.  BUT, the interesting thing is, that the much vaunted goonderps don't have the 100 to 1 lolz ratio that they apparently need, so mittenzez and his TEST ass puppet on the CSM immediately ran to CCP crying about how UNFAIR it was that they were LOCKED into a war dec that THEY STARTED, were getting their asses handed to them (and still are) and they would have to PAY to get out of it.  So, 4 days into the new war dec system, CCP changes the rules so that allies can't be part of a mutual war dec, allies have to pay increasing amounts to be part of the war, and the ally "contract" resets every 2 weeks.  The money it takes for a 9000+ alliance to war dec a 100 man alliance is still insignificant.  In the end, it costs hundreds of times more for defenders than it does for attackers, and the overwhelming bully advantage goes back to the attackers.  Back to the goonderps, which is how they like it.

     So, what is the term for spineless bullies who have great belly laughs when they can encourage blowing up unarmed players, but immediately freak out when a hugely imbalanced playing field is evened slightly and they start getting their asses handed to them by people actually willing and able to shoot back?  Whining bitches.

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